I find vegetarians to be a lot like nudists. They have this love of nature, then turn around and do something unnatural. I shouldn't say that, but it is funny that both clans fight so hard to do what was natural sometime in history even if in their own minds. I realize I was born naked, and that many an African child stays naked until puberty. But which adults living inside some social structure just stays naked? Clothes were invented to protect the body. A good thing. But don't get me wrong, I understand that the naked body shouldn't be a shameful thing, and that people horde together with the intention of proving that their nakedness isn't shameful. Just like the vegetarian wants to save the whale.
I would have thought the whale would be a competitor of the vegetarian. The whale eats enough greenery to feed an army of young vegettes, or whatever they are called. Shouldn't people be at the high end of the food chain war? Maybe veggie lovers just feel if they shot the whales there would be no humane way of disposing of the carcass. But I disagree, they could feed them to the bears, another berry loving creature that steals food from the mouths of babes. Fatten the bears up on whales then kill the bears and feed them to the wolves. Of course the wolves would stop feeding on moose and the vegetation would still be at a higher risk than what it is now, so maybe I should not be in charge of food distribution on Earth.
Historically, man has killed meat, fish, fowl, and ate berries, bugs, and bird guts. These last couple of items have been dropped from most diets in the civilized world over time. A few tribes still adhere to the old ways and that is their business, not mine. Ridding the world of hunger is an admirable quest, and the vegetarians get more points than the meat eaters, for the role they play. It takes eight pounds of grain to grow one pound of meat. If that meat is veal, then let it be so, but if that meat is a child then so much the better.
I figure the proper way for everyone to be happy is to raise the price of beef and pork to about three weeks wages per pound and that would stop a lot of meat eaters from getting fat on burgers and ribs. The second step in the plan would call for mandatory birth control for any recipients of free food. This would help cover the idiot factor, which is a child being born retarded because the parents were starving. Third would be to catch all the carp (fish) in the world and feed those to the starving children because these stinking fish eat all the vegetation off the bottom of rivers and turn them into mud slides. No fish can live in waters without vegetation because the vegetation provides oxygen as well as food. So kill the carp and save the children. Fourth is the dogs and cats. YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE. Then all that leftover dog food and cat food. We all know who would be willing to eat that too, so why do you cringe? Anyway, once this plan has been implemented, within a year, there will be no hungry people on the planet Earth forever more. Not bad veggies!
Of course the cons of being a vegetarian are eating beets, cauliflower, and turnips. Oh yeah, and tofu. Was that invented by the same guy that made Styrofoam? I don't like bean sprouts either, sorry. But what about milk and vegetarians? Is this a fair thing? You must raise cattle or goats to make milk and cheese for those vegetarian pizzas, so what is so humane about feeding yourself pizza when the cow just ate that starving child's grain. In fact, let's do some math. One starving child weighs 40 pounds and one cow weighs 800 pounds, so by my math you kill 20 children to have pride in what you eat. Mmmm Good.
This all reminds me of the sure cure for Aids. Sit down and close your mouth. Have a nice diet:)
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